It’s been ages since I blogged. Call it a co-incidence or an internet freak’s best dream come true I have landed up in a job where messenger is my mermaid. Writing took a back seat as more traffic was being driven into facebooking and updating status on it. “Arrghh I can’t have anything I’m constipated please update my status”…… But lately the lack of complaints from my nonexistent audience compelled me to write this post in shame.

Gone are the days where I wrote only about politics… Grrr If some activists of a certain set listen to this they would sue me and take away my boxer shorts too.

After all my friends everyone fed up of politics so I shall spare you, from reading what you definitely would have on innumerable insufferable blogs. I’d rather concentrate on the girls who are out there on facebook. So whats so special about girls on facebook eh?? The next big question to be answered.

So, I created this id and did a test ad just like we say kiss my ads on internet Wow didn’t it work wonders (of course my dear friend I had to change my sex) well not really just on facebook mind you.

So cool it would be Woo “I am getting more friend requests yay everyone asking me did I have breakfast,dinner lunch and what not!”

I never knew a girl’s Life would be so interesting, bashing up men, chatting with beautiful women, being the debonair cover girl...Oh boy!”

Where there is a batman (bat woman in my case) there has to be a joker! Ha Ha Ha here I come. This guy wearing red dark glasses “The Johnny bravo” type tries to woo the lady. Hey babes how ru blah blah blah. He even wants me out on a blind date! Gosh didn’t I tell u that I had put up piggy chops in my profile pic.

The second one enters with full of sentimental templates….. The titanic star, at the age of 4 I got my leg operated at the age of 8 I got my …. Operated. Templates after templates oof. This guy was untolerable. He’d gimme his number and say call me. Oh common I’m straight how could I possibly call him..
Now I started to realize what these Johnny bravo’s did. gosh spare the ladies dude. Oh just when you thought I’d be closing this id ting ting ting does it ring a bell??? Yes it does…. What do the girls want oh yeah what do they want. Shhh lets find out……..

I started adding girls and asked those questions. Trust me only a woman can talk to another woman to find the answers. Must be something to do with the hormones that make them think likewise.

So, what kind of a guy are you looking for?” (Stupid question, I know.) She didn’t even think! The rest was a night mare. I want a businessman, IAS, MD or guy who is well settled. Good looking, charming. “Hmm…” I mumbled and she went on.

“He should cook for me and, help me in the kitchen, Search for pizzas and pastry joints on Google (Gosh this wasn’t a criteria that I’d ever thought of). Kids what about kids??? nahh not for another 5 years. I was dumbstruck….. What would my friends think?? Gosh dude 5 years we already hunting for schools and this guy………

I couldn’t ask for more. Just when it was over (FINALLY) something bumped into my empty brains “Men are from Mars Women are from Venus! And where am I from??